Sue Sylvester

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Sue Lynne Sylvester,

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES, WORN OUT PLACES, WORN OUT FACES

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BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THEIR DAILY RACES, GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE!
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WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Sue Lynne Sylvester
DO YOU HAVE ANY NICKNAMES?
Nicknames? I have none.
WHERE IS BIRTH PLACE?
Where do you think? Near this meesly town where the cheerios hit the top and Schue's at the bottom of the foodchain.
THAT MAKES YOUR NATIONALITY...
American
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTH DATE
Mark your calendars for Sue Day. You ready? April 21st
HOW OLD DOES THAT MAKE YOU?
Too old to be a student but young enough to kick your ass. I'm only a three tenths towards a hundred. And if you can't do the math, then may your parents hold you back to first grade.
WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION?
Agnostic.
WHAT IS YOUR SEXUALITY?
Bisexual, but spread this across the school and I will make sure the floor is smeared with your face.
WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?
Does it look like I'm a student? I'm Cheerios Coach.
WHAT DO YOU OR PLAN ON MAJORING?
I majored in Cheer Coach.
WHO DO YOU BEST RESEMBLE?
Jane Lynch

IT'S A VERY, VERY, MAD WORLD!
THEIR TEARS ARE FILLING UP THEIR GLASSES, NO EXPRESSION, NO EXPRESSION.
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WHO INSPIRES YOU THE MOST?
Madonna inspires me, I even bleached and ruined my hair.
WHY DO THEY INSPIRE YOU?
She's a strong educated woman. She could whip any student into shape if she had to.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO?
Catwoman
WHY ARE THEY YOUR FAVORITE?
She's tough, and not afraid to speak her mind. Kind of reminds me of...me.
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY?
Tormenting the Schuester, coaching, bullying kids around, bullying teachers around, getting to the top
WHAT DO YOU NOT ENJOY?
The Glee Club, Shuester (Most of the time)
WHAT DO YOU FEAR MOST?
People realizing that I have a heart, and I do care. And the Glee Club being better than the cheerios.
WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE?
Bringing down Glee club. After that's accomplished, nothing can stand in my way.
WHAT ARE YOUR FLAWS?
Flaws? I have no flaws, unless you count the unfortunate circumstance of me being forced to work with Will Schuester, whose hair looks like it could inhabit a bunch of mosquito eggs, and that is really disgusting.
WHAT ARE YOUR TURN ONS?
What kind of question is that? Someone who prefers the Cheerios over the Loser Gleeks.
WHAT ARE YOUR TURN OFFS?
The opposite of my turn-ons. And any mention of Schuester.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
My best memory? That would have to be when I accepted Becky Jackson into the cheerios.She's a student with down syndrome and every day I see her, it reminds me of my sister Jean Sylvester, who also has down syndrome. I also like my frequent yet secret visits to Jean, I don't want anyone knowing I have a soft side. You're imagining things, go away.
WHAT IS YOUR WORST MEMORY?
My worst memory would be becoming the co-coach of New Directions. Gleek Club. That was probably the worst mistake in my whole career. You know how difficult that monkey-haired Will Schuester is? It's like walking into a mud puddle in your best clothes and then looking up to see rabid primates throw rotten tomatoes at you.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?
I see myself as being ruler of this school, and glee club gone. The cheerios will stay at the top, and it will all be because of me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF!
People say that I'm the ultimate Alpha-Personality. I guess it's a compliment. What am I saying, of course it's a compliment. I have no flaws and while I admit I am cold, calculating, arrogant and vicious, I do have a soft side. The only person I really care for is Jean, my sister. Anyone find that out and try to mention it around me, I will humiliate you until you finally decide to drop out or you manage to get your filthy hands on a diploma.

I will do anything and everything in my power to get what I want, and I won't let anyone, not even that Will Schuester, get in my way, though the Glee Club is proving to be quite difficult. The slushees just aren't enough, people.

Petty comes to people's minds when they try to describe my personality. I take out my pain on others. It's odd for me because when I cause other people sufferings, I feel no pain myself. So, how could I possibly manage that?

I don't have loyalties, let's make that clear right now. Though I do feel love and care, it's only towards Jean.

IT'S A VERY, VERY, MAD WORLD!
THE DREAMS IN WHICH IM DYING ARE THE BEST I HAVE EVER HAD.
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WHO IS YOUR MOTHER? HOW OLD IS SHE? WHAT DOES SHE DO?
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WHO IS YOUR FATHER? HOW OLD IS HE? WHAT DOES HE DO?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS?
I don't need brothers. No, no brothers.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS?

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We don't need to discuss family here, do we? Unless you'd rather talk about that Uncle who's currently in rehab.
DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
I'm the Cheerios Coach and a News Anchorwoman for Sue's Corne
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
I live in a comfortable house that has all my trophies in nice cases. It reminds me of how much of a winner I am, and how much of a loser those Gleek kids are.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST!
I was born thirty years ago in this place they call a town. My sister had been born before me and with Down Syndrome. I felt sympathetic towards her, and we became close. The first song I ever heard from Madonna was "Vogue" and it inspired me, oddly enough. It inspired me so much I even tried bleaching my hair to make it look like hers, but I ended up damaging my hair, so I keep it short for that reason.

When I got the job at McKinnley High School, everything seemed fine. That is, until the Schuester decided to open up the Glee Club again. It opened competition, and in my eyes, competition needs to be taken down. There were budget cuts and we lost our coffee machine. I bought them Lattes. I thought it would be the last nice thing I would do for Will.

I tried lots of thing. I even had Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez, and Brittany Pierce sign up for the club to find out their flaws. And what did they do? They turned against me. They realized that "when you feel confident, you don't need to bring anyone down." What kind of crap is that? I had to replace Quinn, because I kicked her off the Cheerios after hearing that she was pregnant.

My news section, "Sue's Corner," was on the verge of being shut down and Emma Pillsbury helped me keep it going. That's right, the red-headed germaphobic lovestruck gerbil that likes to stay in her office was the one that aided me in making sure I didn't lose it. Who would have ever thought?

I even became co-director of New Directions to get it taken down. It didn't work, and I gave it all back to Will. I never want that brought up again.

In short, I have tried many things to get that Glee Club taken off the records for good and thus far has not worked. I will find something that will take them down. And that's how Sue sees it.

IT'S A VERY, VERY, MAD WORLD!
HIDE MY HEAD I WANT TO DROWN MY SORROWS, NO TOMMOROW, NO TOMORROW
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THE ROLEPLAYER!
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I go by Sue in the C-Box, but feel free to call me Ruth.

AGE
20
GENDER
Female
EXPERIENCE
3 years
CONTACT INFO
PM for yahoo.
TIME ZONE
California area? xD
RULE PHRASE
little hot mess

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CHILDREN WAITING FOR THE DAY THEY FEEL GOOD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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