BIESTE, Shannon

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Shannon "Coach" Bieste

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACE, WORN OUT PLACES, WORN OUT FACES

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BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THEIR DAILY RACES, GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE!
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WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
My name's Shannon Beiste, I'm the new football coach. Spelled B-E-I-S-T-E. It's French.
DO YOU HAVE ANY NICKNAMES?
]Coach. Dozens of others snikered behind my back by a bunch of terd sandwhiches, I'm sure. Losers hate winners, especially when that winner is a female football coach.
WHERE IS BIRTH PLACE?
Ohio, nowheresville.
THAT MAKES YOUR NATIONALITY...
American.
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTH DATE
August 5th.
HOW OLD DOES THAT MAKE YOU?
Old enough.
WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION?
Agnostic. I was raised in a baptist home and still talk to the big man upstairs on accasion. Just habbit though.
WHAT IS YOUR SEXUALITY?
heterosexual. And no, I don't want to talk about it.
WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?
alumni
WHAT DO YOU OR PLAN ON MAJORING?
Went to Sate for adolescent psych on a football scholarship.
WHO DO YOU BEST RESEMBLE?
Dot Jones.

IT'S A VERY, VERY, MAD WORLD!
THEIR TEARS ARE FILLING UP THEIR GLASSES, NO EXPRESSION, NO EXPRESSION.
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WHO INSPIRES YOU THE MOST?
My track coach from Highschool.
WHY DO THEY INSPIRE YOU?
He convinced me to take up dead lifting when I was training fo the shotput. Made me feel like I could do anything, like my size was omething to be proud of.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO?
Wonderwoman.
WHY ARE THEY YOUR FAVORITE?
She was an amazon who fought for truth and justice.
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY?
Football, sports, athletics in general. It's what I am good at - what I was made for. I found myself through sport, and like to give brats the chance to do the same. They have to earn it though. Winners are born through babbyin'. They're made of blood, sweat, and puke.
WHAT DO YOU NOT ENJOY?
Being made a fool, people having fun at my expence. I'm big and strong, somehow people seem to think that means I don't have a heart.
WHAT DO YOU FEAR MOST?
]Losing my job. I've come close enough. Sue having one of her Cherio bots accusing me of molesting them, well that was pretty terrifying. I might have never been able to work with kids again.
WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE?
Short term goal is to survive Sue Sylvester. Long term goal is to take this trainwreck of a football program and turn it into a birthing ground of champoins.
WHAT ARE YOUR FLAWS?
I guess my temper can be something of a powder keg. A lifetime of being a social exile has made me a little more sensitive then I'd like to admit. Sometimes I can lose my cool and become a bit of a bull in a barbershop.
WHAT ARE YOUR TURN ONS?
Understanding, patience, a good heart - someone who knows thier stats and how to unwind at a good tail gater. Most of all, bravery.
WHAT ARE YOUR TURN OFFS?
Pretty boys do nothing for me. If you spend more time looking in the mirror in the mornin then I do, odds are you aren't my type.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
Winning State Champ. I'll never forget it. My boys executed the most perfect touchdown pass just as the overtime ran out. The crowd went bananas! I was a hero! They loved me! I mean it, they really loved me. Parents, students, players. The way they looked at me with gratitude busting out of their eye balls, shook my hand, hugged me - I'll never forget it. For one perfect moment I was a goddess and all the flack I took on the road to the top, all the teasing and stress and training, it was all worth it. Everyone rushed the field and I got the old gatorade dunk from the team. -Sigh-. I still get misty-eyed when I replenish the ol' electrolites.
WHAT IS YOUR WORST MEMORY?
Oh wow. Don't much like talking about these. All of junior high, really. It's hard to pick out a single moment. It's all a blur of cruel jokes and exclusion. If I had to pick out a single moment... Urgh. I'd say Junior prom. Jimmie Dawson invited me. I thought he might have saw past my front to our common interests. He was quarterback and, well, you don't have to be MacGyver to know how this ended. He stood me up. I spent the night alone at my parents' moping around in this real pretty dress. It wasn't the most humiliating thing to happen to me, but it went down in front of my folks - just awful.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?
Coaching at state. Don't get me wrong, Mckinley seems alright. I like a challenge, but heading to the big leagues, well that's always been a personal dream.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF!
Before I rolled in to to Lima, I was coming off a state championship. I had parents and students sucking up to me left and right. Well, that's over. I expected McKinley would be a bit of a challenge, but I no one could have predicted that cheerleading basketcase and her little pretty boy lap dog would have been so bent out of shape over a ten percent budget cut that they would team up in some mean-girl vandetta. I'm just doing my job, and my job is trying to salvage this joke of a football team.

Sue nearly had me fired by having one of her kids claim I was a pedophile. Seriosly - that woman is NUTS. Shuester seems to have done a moral 180, but I can't say I trust him 100% just yet. I let that handiecapable Arnie kid onto the team and took back his buddy, Finn, after having kicked the quarterback off the team. I thought I'd just be here to coach, not to take part in daytime soapopera shinanigans.

***((will ad to this as we learn more about Bieste))

IT'S A VERY, VERY, MAD WORLD!
THE DREAMS IN WHICH IM DYING ARE THE BEST I HAVE EVER HAD.
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WHO IS YOUR MOTHER? HOW OLD IS SHE? WHAT DOES SHE DO?
all right here!
WHO IS YOUR FATHER? HOW OLD IS HE? WHAT DOES HE DO?
all right here!
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS?
all right here!
DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS?

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all right here!
DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
all right here!
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
all right here! this is your residency claim.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST!
at least 500 words.

IT'S A VERY, VERY, MAD WORLD!
HIDE MY HEAD I WANT TO DROWN MY SORROWS, NO TOMMOROW, NO TOMORROW
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THE ROLEPLAYER!
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Lore
AGE
24
GENDER
female
EXPERIENCE
5ish
CONTACT INFO
pm
TIME ZONE
mountain? pacific?? etc.
RULE PHRASE
little hot mess

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CHILDREN WAITING FOR THE DAY THEY FEEL GOOD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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[/center]okay, here is how it goes. this application letter is made by eunicegoesRAWR! @
caustion.2! lyrics are by gary jules and tears for fear. please so do not steal or claim it as yours.
i have a short temper and if i see it and see no credit or anything like that, i will have to hurt you, biatch!
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